PriceLine - the Pricing Hotline

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PriceLine - the Pricing Hotline

Post by RinKou » 17:11:16 Friday, 18 July, 2014

Welcome to PriceLine, the pricing hotline! We're Pacific America's #1 source for up-to-date prices on everything from jetskis to a Betty Clemo little black dress.

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You've chosen [English].

If you know the product key for the item you're looking for, dial it now, followed by the pound sign. Otherwise, press 1 for our phone catalogue.

Welcome to the PriceLine phone catalogue. I'm going to read off a few options. When you hear the option you're looking for, press the corresponding number.

To hear prices for [Homes and Apartments] in your area, press [1].
To hear prices for [Automobiles] in your area, press [2].
To hear prices for [Clothing and Accessories] in your area, press [3].
To hear prices for [Wines, Spirits, and Marijuana] in your area, press [4].
To hear prices for [Home Security Products] in your area, press [5].
To speak to an operator, press [0].
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Re: PriceLine - the Pricing Hotline

Post by RinKou » 17:56:42 Friday, 18 July, 2014

You've chosen [Homes and Apartments].

I'll read off some prices. When you hear the product you're interested in, press the corresponding number, and you'll be transferred to one of our very own PriceLine [real estate agents].

Government subsidized houses and apartments in Anaheim are currently priced at [$50] per week. Buying this product would net you [1] PriceLine [Cred] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [1] now.

Apartments in Anaheim, Santa Ana, and Westminster are currently priced at [$70] per week. Buying this product would net you [5] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [.5] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [2] now.

Apartments in Costa Mesa and Orange are currently priced at [$100] per week. Buying this product would net you [15] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [1] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [3] now.

Homes in Anaheim and Westminster are currently priced at [$115] per week. Buying this product would net you [25] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [2] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [4] now.

Condominium homes in Costa Mesa and Anaheim Hills are currently priced at [$120] per week. Buying this product would net you [25] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [1.5] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [5] now.

Fancy Homes in Anaheim and Westminster are currently priced at [$175] per week. Buying this product would net you [30] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [2] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [6] now.

Fancy Apartments in Anaheim and Costa Mesa are currently priced at [$200] per week. Buying this product would net you [35] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [2] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [7] now.

Fancy Homes in Anaheim Hills and Irvine are currently priced at [$250] per week. Buying this product would net you [45] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [3] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [8] now.

Fancy Apartments in Irvine and Penthouses in Anaheim are currently priced at [$300] per week. Buying this product would net you [50] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [3] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [9] now.

McMansions in Anaheim Hills and Irvine and Penthouses in Irvine are currently priced at [$400] per week. Buying this product would net you [65] [Base] PriceLine [Rep] points, and [4] PriceLine [Rep] points [per week]. To talk to a PriceLine real estate agent, press [0] now.
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Re: PriceLine - the Pricing Hotline

Post by RinKou » 02:58:28 Friday, 25 July, 2014

Cal Worthington Ford

Hey folks, Cal Worthington here - how would you like to drive home today in a brand new Ford truck at half price or less? Let me tell you a secret, friend, you won't find a better deal anywhere else, because our Ford trucks are legally used, registered and driven less than 100 feet, I swear, but legally, according to PS federal law, that's a used car - that means you pay no import tariff.

How about a Sonoma convertible fresh from the factory? Or a Nara Khan Sport? I tell you, whether you're heading up to Big Bear or Vegas or anywhere in between you won't have a better car to do it in, folks, I've done it myself countless times.

Remember! The name's Worthington Ford, but I got the best deals on just any make or model this side of the Rockies.
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Used Car: Ask your local dealer
Scooter: $750 [-10 cred, -3 heat per turn]
Dirt Bike: $1200 [-1 cred]
Street Bike: $3000 [+3 rep, +3 cred]
Sport Bike: $5000 [+5 rep, +5 cred]
Compact/Economy Car: $5000
Van: $5000 [-5 cred, -5 heat per turn]
Truck/4x4: $10,000 [+5 rep, +5 cred]
Bargain Barrel Racing Coupe: $10,000 [+10 rep]
Luxury Lite Car: $12,500 [+10 rep, -1 heat per turn]
Luxury/Sports Car: Ask your local dealer
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I'm saving this for when I feel like it. For now, American and European brands are going to be largely unavailable, aside from Fords. All Japanese brands will be available, along with the Manchu Nara (a Jeep/Land Rover expy) and Aisin (Mercedes expy), and the Pacific-American Sonoma (BMW expy).

When purchasing, just choose a make and model type to go with the price-point above for flavor. Bikes give more rep and cred, but have little to no storage space, scooters and vans hurt your cred, but are also pretty low-key, most sedans can be riced out (or, alternatively, rimmed up). For those options, see your local dealer until I decide to add the price for upgrades in this post.

Price not to your liking? Spend more for more Rep, or less for a used model (and conversely, less Rep).
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