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Post by LordMoose » 03:37:08 Sunday, 16 July, 2017

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Re: BBC News

Post by LordMoose » 17:54:14 Sunday, 16 July, 2017

Nigel Farage walks to the center of the house of commons, a stack of paper in his hands, the following is the major points in his speech

"Good morning everyone, it has come to our attention that both belligerent sides in the Irish Civil War, hence forth
ICW, have taken an already pointless and violent conflict and taken it to a level not seen in our fair islands in decades.
This civil war has spiral out of control so far that innocents, who have nothing to do with or are not even old enough to
have anything to do with this war, have become targets for both sides and have paid the highest price...

This war has divided Northern Ireland in a way not seen in a major devolved nation, this war is not who we strive to be,
this war has cost over 7,500 lives and has affected over 100,000 more [this number is the amount from the troubles plus and estimated of how it would have increased over time] and that number is only set to increase, are we really ready to sit here and watch our fellow country men, wither your English or Welish, a Scout or Irish, be murder besucse small groups believe there right? do you think it is just of us to sit here and argue about this while men, women and children are being kidnaped, tortured in unspeakable ways, killed, and then having there bodies hidden so that there families
never get closure? ..."

he takes a pause, noting that the next section contains grim details and that if anyone has a weak stomach they should leave, no one does and he launches into several truly grim stories of capture, torture and death from the ICW, several MPs can be heard vomiting in the background

"With all this in mind as well as the general safety of the people of Northern Ireland in our hands I do believe that it is just and right to call
a state of MARTICAL LAW over the region of Northern Ireland and to move in several military units, this will remain in place until either the belligerents of the ICW end there hostilities and come to the peace tables or the region is deemed safe enough to remove troops. This we believe is the best corse of action on this matter. Along with this and amid growing fears of Radical Terriousim across the world we will have to postpone any action related to Northern Ireland and Scotland becoming separate nations for the foreseeable future as any action on ours or there part would destabilize the realm and cause more problems for all then it would help. Thank you for listening and good night to you all"

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