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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Huojin » 21:43:52 Tuesday, 16 August, 2016

[22:38] Bomie Also luc wanted me to be his daughters father, and he's a merchant
[22:38] Bomie *wifes
[22:38] MasterofOblivion I prefer the cuckold story
[22:38] MasterofOblivion Adds drama
[22:38] MasterofOblivion Days of our Lives: Louisiana
[22:39] Bomie Just turn the game into a sitcom
[22:39] Bomie I'm up for that
[22:39] Huojin /[laughter track]/
[22:39] MasterofOblivion What is politics but the sitcom of nations?
2deep, MoO. Though I actually like the quote.

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Post by Master of Oblivion » 20:24:10 Sunday, 30 October, 2016

13:21 Smyg 21:21 RedJohn I think Smyg prefers whips tbh | don't let anyone know
13:21 Bomie a couple of times
13:21 Bomie it's a lot of fun to do that sort of shit
13:21 RedJohn for you, perhaps
13:22 Bomie yes, for me
13:22 Bomie i'm not saying what other people find fun
13:22 Smyg if I want to have dangerous fun
13:22 Bomie some people find marxism fun
13:22 Smyg I do drugs or go scuba diving
13:22 Bomie and marxism is much more dangerous than drugs
Bomie is right.
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Luc » 23:44:38 Sunday, 30 October, 2016

Best Discussion ever:
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20:45 Luc in this case it was a dude
20:45 Zar Is this how brazilian philosophy works?
20:45 DG hey, we would have accepted it if you were homosexual
20:45 Luc zar, we started talking about kant and rousseau
20:45 Zar what about them?
20:45 RedJohn I think if I was on the edge of a building ready to jump, a talk about Brazilian philosophy would put me over the edge
20:45 Luc mainly on Kant's critique of Pure reason
20:46 MasterofOblivion Luc told him to stop being a Kant
20:46 Zar zing
20:46 Luc *kneels*
20:46 Maddox +1 zing
20:46 Zar Rosseau was cool
20:46 MasterofOblivion Thank you thank you
20:47 Zar he like to expose himself in public
20:47 Luc we started talking if his critique was actually valid
20:47 Zar I think he would like brazil
20:47 Luc or just nonesense
20:47 Luc maybe he would zar
20:47 Smyg Lol
20:47 Smyg Fun fact
20:47 Smyg in the Swedish language
20:47 Smyg "kant"
20:47 Smyg means "edge"
20:48 Flamelord RULES OF NATURE
20:48 Luc thats kant-y
20:48 Zar how is that fun?
20:48 RedJohn ^
20:48 Smyg 23:48 Zar how is that fun? | it isn't
20:48 Smyg Nothing with Sweden
20:48 Smyg is ever fun
20:48 Smyg I just say it is
20:48 Maddox kantlord
20:48 Luc Smyg Fun fact
20:48 Smyg in a desperate attempt
20:48 Zar Then don't call it a fun fact reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
20:48 Smyg to make my life bearable
20:48 Luc smyg
20:48 Smyg DESPERATE ATTEMPT
20:48 Flamelord Meanwhile, cooking with Smyg's cultural brethren. Relevant for Halloween: TITLE:
20:48 Smyg TO MAKE IT BEARABLE
20:48 Luc you should become a bear photographer
20:48 Luc in finland
20:49 Luc and grow a rasputin beard
20:49 Maddox Svalbard
20:49 Zar ah yes
20:49 Zar swedish chef
20:49 Zar our greatest ethnic stereotype
20:50 Luc i think someone must discuss a little bit of Kant with smyg
20:50 Zar Why do bears need photographers
20:50 Flamelord Hey, the man is a cooking genius. Show some respect
20:50 Zar Uh
20:50 Zar Maybe if we compare his food to the stuff at IKEA
20:51 RedJohn Somebody needs to keep an eye on the Bears.
20:51 Gesar you leave IKEA food out of this
20:51 Luc oh
20:51 Flamelord He made a pumpkin pie with a rocket launcher. I think that shows some skill
20:51 Luc so finding fingers in meatball is normal in sweden now eh?
20:52 Zar Apparently Chinese IKEAs are where old people go on dates
20:52 Maddox I don't think workplace accidents are a election of national cuisine
20:52 Maddox You can get a finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili
20:52 Maddox reflection, not election
20:52 Maddox thanks spellcheck
20:52 Zar I think cannibalism gets a bad reputation
20:53 Zar It is frankly undeserved
20:53 RedJohn I mean not really
20:53 Maddox Gives you spongiform encephalopathy, Zar
20:53 Maddox Not ideal
20:54 RedJohn Thanks, doctor Maddox
20:54 Zar you can get bad stuff from cows and stuff
20:54 RedJohn I was just going to say it's creepy af to eat humans, but nice
20:54 Zar point is it isn't bad inherently
20:54 Zar Seems like a waste of good protein to me
20:54 Maddox I mean, if you need to do instead of starving to death, yeah
20:54 RedJohn as a last resort, sure
20:55 RedJohn but if you have perfectly good sources of food available besides your dead parents
20:55 RedJohn Yknow
20:56 Zar Yeah but those come from factory farms
20:56 Zar mostly
20:56 Zar where animals are unjustly suffering
20:56 Zar it would be more ethical to eat your grandpa who had a good life
20:57 RedJohn wouldn't it be more ethical to allow the body to decompose and return what you've taken from the earth
20:57 RedJohn you thieving scum
20:57 Maddox But making people a regular food source raises ethical issues
20:58 Flamelord Soylent Green is people
20:58 Zar What issues does it raise?
20:59 RedJohn pretty sure a lot of religious folk would be disgusted
20:59 RedJohn also like, how would the funerals work
21:00 Maddox A market demand for human flesh may lead to murder
21:00 Zar religious folks practice cannibalism all the time
21:00 MasterofOblivion lol
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Huojin » 00:00:48 Friday, 04 November, 2016

[20:09] Gesar also if I remember correctly none of us cared about the French Revolution
[20:09] Smyg I literally deployed naval units to the Baltic Sea, picked up 50,000 expelled Russian Jews, and gave them free land in Suriname's rainforests
[20:09] Smyg French Revolution died out immediately
[20:09] Gesar but we cared a fuckton about...Smyg, was it you? who got attacked by Spain
[20:09] Smyg Yeah, I got fucked so hard by Spain
[20:09] Gesar yeah, Spain attacked
[20:09] Smyg They took out my entire navy in one strike
[20:09] Smyg Thanks, MoO
[20:09] Gesar so like me, Portugal, and probably some other people went in
[20:09] RedJohn To seize the Jews?
[20:10] Smyg Yeah MoO used the Jews as casus belli

shortly…

[20:14] -->| MasterofOblivion (Mibbit@ihw-are.37f.12.128.IP) has joined #molotov
[20:14] Smyg hey MoO
[20:14] Smyg we were talking about
[20:14] Smyg how you /fucked/ me
[20:14] Smyg once
[20:15] MasterofOblivion oh god
[20:15] MasterofOblivion I invade netherlands
[20:15] MasterofOblivion And no one let's that go
[20:15] Smyg I love how he knows /exactly/ what he did wrong Gesar
[20:16] Gesar :3
[20:16] MasterofOblivion Cause you never let it go
[20:16] MasterofOblivion I have a song for you smyg
[20:16] MasterofOblivion It goes
[20:16] MasterofOblivion "Let it go, let it go"

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Master of Oblivion » 05:08:02 Thursday, 01 December, 2016

20:57 *** Ishael joined #molotov
20:57 Ishael Greetings
20:58 MasterofOblivion Oh No
20:58 MasterofOblivion Its you
20:58 MasterofOblivion Begone you foul communist
20:58 Ishael None can defeat the power of Hoxha
20:58 MasterofOblivion Not if I use
20:58 Aesculus hoxha
20:58 MasterofOblivion The Blood of Tito
20:58 Ishael Oh no
20:58 Ishael My weakness
20:58 Ishael I am melting
20:59 Aesculus STANCE???????????
20:59 *** Ishael quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Huojin » 01:51:29 Monday, 19 December, 2016

[23:30] =-= Huojin has changed the topic to “#Molotov: It has been 1 day(s) since KP caused Zsa Zsa Gabor's death | https://youtu.be/I9DiF-DY97c | Révolution '95: ce n'est pas un jeu de forum. | BOP 1715: Thirty Years War 2: Electric Boogaloo | 1935: Painting with all the colours of the wind”
[01:38] -->| KP (chatzilla@ihw-kjttje.cable.rogers.com) has joined #molotov
[01:38] KP whoa
[01:38] KP zsa zsa gabor died
[01:38] Huojin yup
[01:38] KP we were just talking about her last night
[01:38] KP spooky
[01:38] Huojin I've decided it's all your fault
[01:39] Huojin you jinxed her
[01:39] Huojin points at the topic
[01:39] KP D:
[01:39] KP gesar was one who jinxed it
[01:40] Huojin nah man
[01:40] Gesar oh so first I'm some sort of foreskin wizard, now I'm laying hexes on society icons
[01:40] Huojin you brought up Ataturk and his ghost decided to bring her to Tartarus
[01:40] Huojin ... although Gesar does make a convincing case against himself
[01:41] Gesar story of my life

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Smyg » 00:01:46 Thursday, 19 January, 2017

00:52 Smyg 8 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
00:52 KP tfw not paying attention to stupid debate in class
00:52 KP come on gambia pop off
00:52 Smyg Huojin
00:52 Smyg You asked about flight time to Mauritania
00:53 Smyg They landed in Dakar apparently
00:53 Smyg "Flight 5T-CLC has just landed at Dakar airport. Reports Jammeh was not on the plane. #Gambia "
00:53 Smyg 7 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
00:53 DG
00:53 Huojin Aha.
00:54 MasterofOblivion Prerecorded message says: "Yo Gambia, it was just a Prank, Bro"
00:54 DG Its WIP, but am getting there
00:54 Smyg 6 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
00:54 Snacks "IT'S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT"
00:55 Smyg 5 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
00:55 Smyg MOST INTENSE COUNTDOWN IN A LONG TIME
00:55 MasterofOblivion Hopefully the Nigerian airforce doesn't screw this up
00:56 Smyg 4 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
00:56 KP https://twitter.com/BIAFRA24/status/821868558871367680
00:57 Smyg 3 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
00:57 MasterofOblivion My library is so advanced it has future books: https://searchworks.stanford.edu/view/11879299
00:58 Smyg 2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
00:59 Smyg 1 MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT
00:59 Smyg THIS IS IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
00:59 Smyg THE END
00:59 MasterofOblivion Wooh
01:00 Smyg *MIDNIGHT*
MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
GOODNIGHT GAMBIA

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Master of Oblivion » 21:25:30 Thursday, 19 January, 2017

13:17 KP seems smart
13:17 KP a bear came near my school once we had to go into a lockdown
13:17 KP it was humilitaing
13:17 KP human beings who reached the moon
13:17 KP cowering in fear of a stupid aminal that eats garbage
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Post by Huojin » 01:02:48 Friday, 07 April, 2017

[01:11] Aesculus2 send help, i just bought 10 broccolis and need to carry them all home on foot
[01:11] MasterofOblivion You live in Australia
[01:11] MasterofOblivion Just throw them at anything that tries to eat you
[01:12] Aesculus2 yes
[01:12] Aesculus2 faie
[01:12] Aesculus2 r
[01:12] Aesculus2 most australians are carnivorous tgough so that might not work
[01:14] Gesar use them as kangaroo bait
[01:26] Huojin what do kangaroos even eat
[01:28] Gesar uh
[01:28] Gesar brush
[01:28] Gesar can you eat brush
[01:31] Huojin god only knows
[01:31] Huojin although it is Australia
[01:31] Huojin and I'm pretty sure god ignored it since the beginning of time
[01:32] Huojin so maybe no one knows
[01:35] Gesar foster's and spite for the laws of nature
[01:40] Huojin sounds pretty accurate
[01:40] Huojin :V
[01:40] Gesar (new concept: Huojin and I narrating nature films that we know nothing about)

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Huojin » 01:22:53 Thursday, 20 April, 2017

Huojin MoO have you spoken to Dave yet
Huojin cuz he's around
MasterofOblivion I'm too shy
MasterofOblivion What if he doesn't like me?
Huojin All the boys like you.
Huojin Just put on a smile and go talk to him
Smyg Also
Smyg Put out
Smyg All boys love that
Huojin that too
Huojin but don't be too easy
Huojin you'll get a reputation and then he'll never ask you to the spring formal
Smyg Gotta be strategic.
Meanwhile...
Huojin: pushes @Master of Oblivion into @Useful Dave
Huojin: (don't be shy MoO, you can do it)
Master of Oblivion: Hi Dave
Useful Dave: INTO? You pervert.
Master of Oblivion: How are you?
Master of Oblivion: I just wanted to ask you what you are doing tonight?
Useful Dave: Abit sleepy, but I know what you're here for, as for tonight? Mostly reading.

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