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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Smyg » 20:26:09 Sunday, 25 May, 2014

As per request, split off the rap battles and made a new thread in Creative Writing.
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Post by BgKnight » 22:45:22 Friday, 27 June, 2014

Serenissima BG: what about the Turk
BgKnight: The Turk is...
BgKnight: *cringe*
BgKnight: our friend
Huojin: Do you need to take a shower now, Bg?
BgKnight: yes
Huojin: Just remember, no matter how hard you scrub, you'll never be clean.
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Smyg » 19:03:24 Monday, 03 November, 2014

20:01 Flamelord Ah. Wasn't sure if you were just gonna shoot me, or have us play Russian roulette
20:01 Smyg Both?
20:01 Gesar the Colonel-General's version of Russian roulette is a revolver that's fully loaded
20:02 Gesar and nobody takes turns
20:02 Gesar he just fires the whole thing at you
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Post by Langben » 04:01:44 Tuesday, 02 December, 2014

Wherein curiosity failed to stop short for ykl.
=-= Snacks is now known as Guest6686664
Guest6686664 -god damnit
Maddox - sup Guest6686664
Guest6686664 - was gonna play destiny
Guest6686664 - but some group of enormous skidmarks DDOSed xbox live
=-= Guest6686664 is now known as Snacks
=-= Mode #molotov +oa Snacks Snacks by ChanServ

ykl - skidmarks?
ykl - you would break before hitting DDOSers?
Snacks - what?
Snacks - oh
Snacks - no ykl
ykl - i was making a really bad joke
ykl - sorry
Snacks - ah
Snacks - for a minute I thought I was gonna have to explain the concept of a skidmark <_<
Snacks - anyway I guess I'm gonna try to boil this pipe to get the resin out
ykl - im interested in that explanation of the concept anyways because i only know skidmarks as the literal definition of the shit cars leave behind when they brake quickly (and here i am just realizing i used the wrong brake in that joke up there)
Snacks - oh
Snacks - they're stains left by shit on underwear
ykl - well, you learn something new everyday -_-
Maddox - lol
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Post by ykl » 04:49:19 Tuesday, 02 December, 2014

Langben wrote:Wherein curiosity failed to stop short for ykl.
=-= Snacks is now known as Guest6686664
Guest6686664 -god damnit
Maddox - sup Guest6686664
Guest6686664 - was gonna play destiny
Guest6686664 - but some group of enormous skidmarks DDOSed xbox live
=-= Guest6686664 is now known as Snacks
=-= Mode #molotov +oa Snacks Snacks by ChanServ

ykl - skidmarks?
ykl - you would break before hitting DDOSers?
Snacks - what?
Snacks - oh
Snacks - no ykl
ykl - i was making a really bad joke
ykl - sorry
Snacks - ah
Snacks - for a minute I thought I was gonna have to explain the concept of a skidmark <_<
Snacks - anyway I guess I'm gonna try to boil this pipe to get the resin out
ykl - im interested in that explanation of the concept anyways because i only know skidmarks as the literal definition of the shit cars leave behind when they brake quickly (and here i am just realizing i used the wrong brake in that joke up there)
Snacks - oh
Snacks - they're stains left by shit on underwear
ykl - well, you learn something new everyday -_-
Maddox - lol
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Post by Serenissima » 03:01:42 Saturday, 20 December, 2014

Not exactly a chat excerpt, but something funny that just happened...

So I decided to send Gesar a Christmas present, and ordered a book from Amazon.com, for cheaper shipping to be more direct to them. I'm male, obviously, and Ges is also - I sent Red Plenty, a book about Soviet economics. And once the order is completed, Amazon pops up with 'Recommended Based On This Order'. US Amazon does hotels, holidays, and other accomodation, unlike the one I know in the UK. So... it recommends 'Relaxing Secluded Dude Ranch Stay for Two'. Nice job, Amazon! I send a gift order to a man, so now it literally and immediately suggests a Brokeback Mountain themed holiday. As the #1 suggestion for my order. And then a bunch of books about the Cold War and the collapse of the USSR. No other orders have ever been placed by me to Ges or vice versa, so it's basing this all of that one transaction and the names of the recipients... So I guess Amazon really likes the idea of two men getting it on at a secluded Californian cowboy ranch, while reading and discussing books about the Soviet Union.
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Post by RinKou » 20:01:26 Saturday, 20 December, 2014

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Post by Smyg » 20:59:42 Saturday, 20 December, 2014

Personally I'm more of a Smight shipper
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Post by Rising Phoenix » 23:25:04 Sunday, 22 February, 2015

The Day RP Forsook Google Images - or - The Betrayal at My Return
19:34 RP Hey people
19:34 RP Is the mincraft server still up?
19:35 Huojin Nope
19:35 Huojin Orago was running it, but in between being a furry and planning to murder his mother for insurance money to run away to Canada, I think he didn't have time.
19:35 Huojin (true stories, amirite Gesar)
19:47 *** Goofy joined #molotov
19:47 +++ ChanServ has given op to Goofy
19:47 +++ ChanServ has given admin to Goofy
19:51 RP What was a furry again?
19:51 RP I remember Orago having a squirrel's avatar or somethin
19:52 RP g
19:52 RP Oh and hello Goofy
19:52 Huojin !Goofy define furry
19:52 Goofy Should I get the flamethrowers?
19:53 RP Ah screw it, I am using google
19:53 Goofy That should be fun
19:54 Huojin Make sure to turn off safesearch
19:54 Huojin And use images.
19:54 Coinneach
19:54 Huojin Otherwise you'll just get cuddle rabbits and furry carpets
19:55 RP http://replygif.net/i/907.gif
19:56 RP Hey goofy
19:56 RP Help me out here
19:57 RP Do you have any "WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST SEE?" gifs?
19:58 RP Also, damn it guys. I TRUSTED YOU. Now I am never again using Google image search. For anything.
19:58 Coinneach Huojin, you are going to hell
19:58 Coinneach but lol nonetheless
19:59 Goofy http://www.gfycat.com/SpotlessCalculatingGander#
20:00 RP Well, at least I know we can always count on Goofy to defuse a situation using gifs.
...About 15 minutes later...
20:15 Goofy http://fat.gfycat.com/WealthyGloomyDrake.gif
20:15 Goofy http://zippy.gfycat.com/LazyInfantileGrub.gif
20:16 Goofy http://fat.gfycat.com/LiveMinorAmethystinepython.gif
20:16 Goofy http://giant.gfycat.com/QuickShortIchthyostega.gif
20:16 Goofy Or, on an outside chance...
20:16 Goofy http://zippy.gfycat.com/DesertedSardonicHamadryas.gif
20:17 Goofy ...Those took way too long to load for some reason.
20:17 RP I am thorn between the cat and the handgun
20:18 Coinneach That sounds like a Chinese saying
20:20 Huojin hahaha

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by BgKnight » 12:31:01 Saturday, 04 April, 2015

Coinneach: How much for an elephant burger?
Goofy: Over my dead elephants, Coin
Coinneach: ....how much for a dead elephant, in that case?
Goofy: You'd have to ask Gesar, but if LotR is any indicator, you're gonna need a shitton of cavalry or at least one Orlando Bloom.
Goofy: How many Orlando Blooms ya got then, precious?
Coinneach: I would gladly sell Orlando Bloom for a sickly calf, let alone an elephant
Goofy: Oh, we're doing calfs?
Coinneach: You're ignoring the potential for becoming the rightful King of Arnor and Gondor, visiting some mountains, and raising an army of the dead, though
Goofy: Illegal breeding operation and selling their young into slavery and possibly unique meat markets... that shit could get dark
Goofy: Woah woah woah, we're not talking about fighting the host of the once and future king here, I'm a simple cutthroat m'lord
Coinneach: Though there is a danger, with breeding, that if they have a falling out your elephant charge could get a bit messy if there's a domestic. Mr Elephant not going into battle because Mrs Elephant crashed-the-fucking-car.
Goofy: I mean, I haven't peaked under any skirts yet, to be fair.
Coinneach: and Mrs Elephant continuing the charge despite orders because *someone* in the relationship has to do something
Goofy: Things might not get off the ground, I was just speaking to potential
Goofy: But then, Nature does find a way...
Coinneach: as long as they don't get the horn mid-battle
Goofy: https://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8
Coinneach: ladies and gentlemen, I give you an image of the Ashen Lord Commander: http://i.imgur.com/8yPA2.jpg
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Post by Smyg » 20:37:55 Sunday, 24 May, 2015

22:35 Math The Confederacy was a mistake
22:36 Gesar maybe a little bit
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Post by Huojin » 00:30:45 Friday, 12 June, 2015

[02:07] -->| Snacks (~chatzilla@14012855.29655c0f.fios.verizon.net) has joined #molotov
[02:07] =-= Mode #molotov +oa Snacks Snacks by ChanServ
[02:14] Snacks kill me
[02:15] Huojin hands Snacks a loaded revolver.
[02:15] Snacks Well then
[02:15] Snacks let's make this interesting
[02:16] Zar Pretty sure assisted suicide is illegal in texas
[02:16] Snacks unloads all chamber but one, spins it, and pushes it towards Huojin
[02:19] Huojin holds the gun to his head and cautiously pulls the trigger
[02:19] Huojin http://www.csgnetwork.com/directrroulette.html
[02:19] Huojin *click*
[02:19] Huojin spins the chamber again and hands it back to Snacks
[02:20] Snacks holds the gun to his head
[02:20] Snacks trembles...
[02:20] Snacks Huojin
[02:20] Snacks lie to me
[02:21] Huojin Phantom Menace was the best Star Wars movie.
[02:21] Snacks Of all the lies to tell
[02:21] Snacks turns the gun on Huojin and fans the hammer
[02:22] Huojin D:
[02:22] Snacks You saw it, Gesar
[02:22] Snacks he came right at me
[02:22] Gesar nods, finishes his drink, and leaves quietly
[02:23] Huojin coughs up some blood
[02:23] Huojin You were always a rotten bastard, Snacks.
[02:23] Huojin collapses on the floor, blood pooling around him
[02:25] Snacks It's in my nature.
[02:25] Snacks cleans his prints off the gun and plants it in Huojin's hand

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Post by Langben » 02:56:22 Wednesday, 17 June, 2015

[19:43] Aesculus tbh with the first contact game, I...'m kinda unsure about it now, should probably talk to bg about stuff because tbh I'm not really sure about the whole subcommanders thing really and there's not much for me to do right now anyway, it looks as if it's all up to the main commanders anyway
[19:44] Aesculus fow now I've been playin' rimworld. It's nice and fun and a game which is pretty neat
[19:44] Aesculus It's bascially dwarf fortress, but space and with humans
[19:47] Goofy I'm pretty sure the BG game you're talking about got nuked.
[19:48] Aesculus RIP...
[19:48] Aesculus Did
[19:48] Aesculus Did they seriously nuke it within a month
[19:48] Snacks looks at Goofy
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Post by Huojin » 22:24:03 Thursday, 06 August, 2015

[23:12] Zar Snacks
[23:12] Zar How can you hate Perry
[23:12] Zar He saved Texas from the recession
[23:13] Snacks he shot my dog
[23:13] Zar Yeah
[23:13] Snacks named Recession
[23:13] Zar but the jobs
[23:13] Snacks and claimed he was saving dogs
[23:13] Snacks er, jobs
[23:13] Snacks dog...jobs

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Post by OYID » 17:06:26 Wednesday, 19 August, 2015

Huojin OYID!
oyid huojin
Aesculus what does OYID stand for though
Aesculus O.Y.I.D
oyid ;3
Huojin I remember
Huojin I looooong time ago
Huojin
oyid how that music
oyid used to make me smile
oyid AND I KNEW THAT IF I HAD MY CHANCE
oyid I COULD MAKE THOSE STATS THERE DANCE
oyid MAYBE MAKE ME HAPPY
oyid FOR A WHILE...
|<-- Aesculus has left irc.irchighway.net (Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de)
Huojin BUT FEBRUARY MADE ME SHIVER
Huojin WITH EVERY TURN THAT I DELIVERED
oyid GM NEWS WON'T POST YET
oyid I DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT WENT YET
oyid (forget the last yet)
oyid I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I CRIED
oyid WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT MY ABANDONED PLANS
Huojin I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I CRIED
Huojin (I was gonna go with "when I read about his dead ally" :P)
oyid BUT SOMETHING TOUCHED ME DEEP INSIDE
oyid THE DAY
oyid THE BOPGAME
oyid DIED
oyid (:P)
Huojin AND THEY WERE SINGIN'
Huojin BYE BYE MISS COLDWARGAME PIE
Huojin DROVE MY T-55 TO THE LEVY BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY
Snacks :>
Huojin AND THEM GOOD OLD BOYS WERE PLAYING METRO AND I
Huojin WAS SINGIN THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE
Huojin THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIEEEE
I got disconnected and came back to:
Huojin Man, now I'm singing the rest of it to myself, coming up with not-bad lyrics.
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