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Chat Excerpts

Post by Tsaeb XIII » 13:26:10 Saturday, 04 August, 2012

We need one, and I couldn't think of a better way to start it than this :D
23:21 BgKnight looks at Smyg
23:23 Smyg looks back at BgKnight, looking into his eyes, looking - no, staring - deep into his soul. In his heart, BgKnight knows something his wrong. A pearl of sweat appears on his brow, as he looks away. He hovers on the spot, hesitant regarding the possibility of escape. Smyg comes even closer. It seems now impossible to ignore his gaze.
23:23 <Huojin> THE SEXUAL TENSION IS TEARING THIS COMMUNITY APART
23:24 Smyg bends over and whispers into the ear of an anxious Bulgar. He whispers dark words, tidings of a coming dawn, the word of the Prophet and the One True God. As Smyg leaves the room, BgKnight finds himself deeply unsettled.
23:24 <scorpion> this is quickly becoming 50 shades of gay
23:25 Smyg will return one day, and then, BgKnight will be ready. He may not know it now, but he will be ready to spread the word of the All-Seeing.
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Post by Coin » 10:47:35 Sunday, 05 August, 2012

Oh dear is all I can say and remain politically correct on that particular chat excerpt :P

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Post by Smyg » 22:16:38 Tuesday, 07 August, 2012

00:14 Gesar Smyg, get ready for some games
00:14 Gesar of thrones
00:14 Gesar :3
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Post by Rising Phoenix » 00:51:14 Wednesday, 08 August, 2012

lol at first excerpt

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Post by Huojin » 15:52:33 Friday, 10 August, 2012

viewtopic.php?p=413#p413

This image spurred a long conversation on IRC. The result, our first (to my knowledge) collective song:
[16:42] Huojin Is it weird I don't really remember Hurricane Katrina?
[16:42] Huojin Like, I know it happened
[16:43] Huojin And I know the effects
[16:43] Huojin But I don't remember at the time going "Holy shit, wut"
[16:43] Smyg I can remember everyone hating on Bush because of it.
[16:43] Coinneach everyone kept hating on bush for everything
[16:43] Smyg You know what I rememember?
[16:43] Coinneach but I always thought he was awesome
[16:43] Smyg I REMEMBER
[16:43] Flamelord Like a third of this stuff you wouldn't remember unless you were there
[16:43] Smyg WHEN POKEMON
[16:43] Coinneach dodging arab shoe throwing like a boss
[16:43] Smyg MAAAAATTEREEEED
[16:45] Coinneach I WANNA BE
[16:45] Coinneach THE VERY BEST
[16:45] Coinneach LIKE NOONE EVER WAS
[16:45] Huojin TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
[16:45] Smyg youtubes the theme song
[16:45] ykl TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
[16:45] ykl I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
[16:45] ykl SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
[16:45] ykl DUN DUN DUN DUN
[16:45] Smyg Sweet Jesus yes
[16:45] Huojin EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
[16:45] Huojin THE POWER THATS INSIDE
[16:45] Smyg Mah childhood
[16:46] ykl POKEMON
[16:46] ykl GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

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Post by Rising Phoenix » 21:07:03 Friday, 10 August, 2012

Ah, the first Pokemon song! At the end of my pre-school years it all began. It was awesome. It was epic. It was... Original, dang it. Then Nintendo realized it could be turned into a cash cow, and good times were over.

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Post by ykl » 06:39:37 Saturday, 11 August, 2012

I was about to start off the Team Rocket motto at that time too. :D Too bad it wasn't as heavily imprinted on my mind as the original song was though.
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Post by Smyg » 03:40:39 Sunday, 12 August, 2012

05:32 Flamelord Is it worth mentioning I don't believe in norse gods?
05:32 Smyg No, not really.
05:33 Smyg watches as Thor smashes Flamelord's body to pieces with a hammer
05:33 Gesar that's not Thor, that's King Robert
05:33 Flamelord Ouch
05:33 Smyg Oh, sorry Gesar
05:33 Smyg They're easily mistaken
05:33 Gesar we just enslaved Rhaegar Targaryen, man
05:33 Smyg Huge, bearded, drunk, hammer
05:33 Smyg Ohshit
05:33 Smyg Does that mean that... oh god
05:33 Smyg Don't tell me Flamelord's sister got away
05:34 Flamelord she did
05:34 Gesar Um....
05:34 Flamelord As did my two brothers
05:34 Gesar DAMNIT
05:34 Smyg Fuck.
05:34 Smyg Fuuuuck.
05:34 Smyg Gesar, uh
05:34 Smyg Do you like
05:34 Gesar WHY ARE THESE FUCKING CHILDREN SO MOBILE
05:34 Smyg have some anti-dragon repellent
05:34 Smyg We're gonna need some
05:34 Flamelord I SHALL BE AVENGED
05:34 Gesar No...but I do have these suspiciously similar bodies...
05:35 Gesar Well, one of them.
05:35 Smyg Oh, that sounds good.
05:35 Gesar Do you...do you want me to mangle the other dead bodies?
05:35 Gesar Maybe...rape one?
05:35 Smyg I'm fine with rape.'
05:35 Gesar Not saying I'm into that.
05:35 Smyg It's cool man.
05:35 Gesar But I wouldn't say no.
05:35 Smyg C'mon, it's Westeros.
05:35 Smyg We're an enlightened people.
05:35 Smyg S'all good.
05:36 Gesar Are...you sure? I'm down...just...I don't want to do this and then have you get mad at me.
05:37 Smyg Gesar, I promise, it's all right. On mah House honour.
05:37 Gesar If you so say...
05:37 Smyg I do.
05:37 Smyg watches eagerly
05:37 Gesar goes on a rape and skull smashing fest
This was essentially the culmination of a long, insane sequence of dialogue between me (sleep deprived) and Gesar (no fucking excuse). You guys really don't want to know.

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Post by Flamelord » 03:46:29 Sunday, 12 August, 2012

I then pointed out that my brothers and sister look nothing like me, ruining your whole freakfest.

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Post by Gesar » 17:49:40 Sunday, 12 August, 2012

Smyg wrote:This was essentially the culmination of a long, insane sequence of dialogue between me (sleep deprived) and Gesar (no fucking excuse). You guys really don't want to know.
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Post by Rising Phoenix » 19:59:43 Sunday, 12 August, 2012

*Is stuck between choosing "Oh lol" or "Oh Deus" lines*

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Post by Smyg » 17:24:55 Saturday, 18 August, 2012

19:19 Smyg http://bop.nfshost.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=5883 Man, I feel so flattered.
19:19 Smyg Seems like Sonny spends a lot of time thinking about me.
19:19 Smyg Labine50, follow Sonny's lead, worship me.
19:19 Labine50 I don't go on Patton anymore.
19:19 Smyg You can still worship me?
19:20 Smyg Hell, everyone can.
19:20 Smyg Let's build a shrine.
19:20 scorpion lol
19:20 Labine50 I'm an orthodox Huojinist
19:20 Labine50 :P
19:20 Smyg Scorpion, you have dibs on who to sacrifice first in my honour, fyi.
19:20 scorpion i get to be the dude to take out the hearts on the alter!!?? Sweet!!??
19:21 Smyg Yes, yes you do. Seems to fit you.
19:21 Smyg It's a cool job.
19:21 Smyg Congratulations. :P
19:21 scorpion thank you lord smyg!!!!
19:21 Smyg No problem. Just, uh, remember to make it bloody.
19:21 scorpion that won't be a problem :P
19:22 Smyg Exceeelleeeent.
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Post by Woody » 18:09:54 Saturday, 18 August, 2012

Smyg wrote:
19:19 Smyg http://bop.nfshost.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=5883 Man, I feel so flattered.
19:19 Smyg Seems like Sonny spends a lot of time thinking about me.
19:19 Smyg Labine50, follow Sonny's lead, worship me.
19:19 Labine50 I don't go on Patton anymore.
19:19 Smyg You can still worship me?
19:20 Smyg Hell, everyone can.
19:20 Smyg Let's build a shrine.
19:20 scorpion lol
19:20 Labine50 I'm an orthodox Huojinist
19:20 Labine50 :P
19:20 Smyg Scorpion, you have dibs on who to sacrifice first in my honour, fyi.
19:20 scorpion i get to be the dude to take out the hearts on the alter!!?? Sweet!!??
19:21 Smyg Yes, yes you do. Seems to fit you.
19:21 Smyg It's a cool job.
19:21 Smyg Congratulations. :P
19:21 scorpion thank you lord smyg!!!!
19:21 Smyg No problem. Just, uh, remember to make it bloody.
19:21 scorpion that won't be a problem :P
19:22 Smyg Exceeelleeeent.
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Post by Rising Phoenix » 01:02:00 Monday, 20 August, 2012

RP (Back)
RP Sorry for leaving like that before Cephal
Cephal It's fine.
Cephal You ate dinner rather quickly.
RP A wise man once said: "Of all the many enemies I have, none is greater than the one called dinner."
Cephal Heh. Yet Dinner is often the largest meal of the day.
RP Yeah but it always gets in the way of stuff
RP Want to have a chat? Dinner. Want to play Lol? Dinner. Working on something? DINNER.
RP It's a conspiracy man.
Cephal Sometimes we need to just take a step back and appreciate the fact it's a nice mean.
Cephal We can always resume our lives.
RP Of course
RP But what really gets me is the timing
RP Why does it always have to get me while in the middle of something? Can not it peacefully come when I am bored for a change?
Cephal Life isn't fair. It moves when it moves, we just get caught up in the sometimes predictable range of probability.
RP I am not asking life to be fair.
RP I am asking it to bow down to my wishes.
Flamelord THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING
Flamelord \o/
RP YEAH
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Flamelord THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING
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Post by Smyg » 20:24:31 Friday, 24 August, 2012

22:14 Gesar OH GOD SMYG WHAT DO YOU WANT
22:14 Smyg GESAR
22:14 Smyg I HAD A DREAM
22:14 Smyg ABOUT YOU
22:14 Smyg AND HUOJIN
22:14 Smyg AND GOOFY
22:14 Labine50 O.o
22:14 Smyg IT WAS, LIKE, CRAZY
22:15 Gesar wuuuut
22:15 Smyg Seriously though, you have to hear this
22:15 Gesar please go on
22:15 Smyg First, somehow, I don't know the context, I was watching some American soldiers get shot by Taliban on the news
22:15 Smyg and I try to tell Huojin about it, but he won't listen
22:16 Smyg And all of a sudden we're in like, a minivan. I'm in the back, with Goofy, and Huojin's driving.
22:16 Gesar wait am I up there with Huojin
22:16 Smyg Goofy has an insanely large beard, a huge purple top hat, and a purple coat.
22:16 Smyg He's smoking a surprisingly large spliff.
22:16 Smyg Then, somehow, I'm in a smaller car, in the back, with Huojin driving and you in the front
22:17 Gesar wut
22:17 Smyg It's night, and we're headed somewhere, and we pull into this residential area not far away from where I live
22:17 Gesar this is so bizarre
22:17 Smyg I go out, and you guys disappear
22:17 Smyg There's some street party going on, with some of my old friends
22:17 Gesar o.O
22:18 Smyg I go to talk to them, and get ambushed by some old enemies, who accuse me of having leaked some embarrassing video of them to the internet
22:18 Smyg I say that I haven't, and we almost get in a fist fight, but my old friends interrupt, and the enemies leave
22:18 Smyg I explain to my friends that I've here with, err, uh, I can't remember their real names, but on the internet they're Huojin and Gesar
22:19 Smyg I talk to them about nothing for a while, and go to find you up the dark street
22:19 Gesar how do you not remember my name :<
22:19 Smyg The car pulls over, and you Gesar is driving. Somehow, you're a pregnant, attractive woman, and I find nothing odd about that.
22:19 Smyg I get in the seat next to the driver, no Huojin in sight.
22:19 Smyg I ask, "Where are we going?"
22:20 Smyg You say, with an evil smile and tone, "We're going to a horror movie"
22:20 Smyg and the dreams ends.
22:20 Gesar >implying that whole dream wasn't a horror movie
22:20 Smyg As it ends, I have an intense feeling that Huojin is about to strangle me from behind, with a garotte wire.
22:20 Smyg Like in the Godfather.
22:21 Smyg And that, Gesar, is what I dreamt about an hour ago.
22:21 Gesar so like
22:21 Gesar while I was trying to sleep
22:21 Gesar you were having the most bizarre dream about me
22:22 Smyg Yes.
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