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BgKnight
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby BgKnight » 17:59:09 Saturday, 10 August, 2013

Gesar: my fear of AIDS outweighs my sex drive
Smyg: That's not a concern Gesar
Smyg: I already infected you.
Smyg: holds up a syringe.
Gesar: goddamn Smyg
BgKnight: Yeah.. syringe
Gesar:YOU SAID THAT HEROIN WAS CLEAN
Smyg:Gesar
Smyg: Would I lie to you?
BgKnight: yeah... /heroin/
Smyg:The answer is "most definitely".
Gesar:evidently
BgKnight: so that is what you call Smyg's penis
Orago:long and slender
Orago:and pointy
BgKnight:and spreads the heroin
BgKnight:into Gesar's body
Smyg:They call my dick heroin, because you get an intense high from it... and a crippling addiction to it
Gesar:I do get rather comatose after a night with Smyg
BgKnight:once you go smyg, you can never go back
Smyg:(mainly because Smyg will murder you if you do)
Gesar:that's half the appeal though
Gesar:I like the way Smyg completely dominates my life
Orago:lol
BgKnight:Gesar loves the leash
Smyg:Gesar is the uke to my seme.
Orago:and being tied down
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Smyg » 21:11:12 Monday, 19 August, 2013

23:07 Gesar I'm about to eat roast beef
23:07 Gesar and fall asleep
23:07 Gesar TO REBEL IS JUSTIFIED
23:07 Gesar CRITICIZE SWEDEN, SUPPORT SMYG
23:07 *** Gesar quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90.1 [Firefox 23.0.1/20130814063812])


Love you man.

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Snacks » 17:17:54 Sunday, 01 September, 2013

Since I promised Smyg:

Smyg wrote:Dude this is cray
I'm lying on a jumping mat or whatever it is called in English
The stars are amazing, I just saw one fall
I'm so happy right now, and so drunk
Please post this in chat excerpts, lest I forget

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Langben » 19:21:09 Sunday, 01 September, 2013

Snacks wrote:
Smyg wrote:I'm lying on a jumping mat or whatever it is called in English


We called it a "Jumpoline" until your mom got one. :waggle:
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Huojin » 22:36:58 Sunday, 01 September, 2013

Langben wrote:
Snacks wrote:
Smyg wrote:I'm lying on a jumping mat or whatever it is called in English


We called it a "Jumpoline" until your mom got one. :waggle:

Style: Old School
Timing: Perfect
Smilies: Magical
Execution: Sublime

Score: 10.0
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Smyg is pretty much the storytelling epic
Smyg of this century
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Rising Phoenix » 02:32:35 Monday, 02 September, 2013

Huojin wrote:
Langben wrote:
Snacks wrote:
Smyg wrote:I'm lying on a jumping mat or whatever it is called in English


We called it a "Jumpoline" until your mom got one. :waggle:

Style: Old School
Timing: Perfect
Smilies: Magical
Execution: Sublime

Score: 10.0

And this is why Goofy is pretty much the /\/\aster 0f th3 |nternet.

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Smyg » 04:04:44 Monday, 02 September, 2013

I am in awe.

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Smyg » 06:15:48 Friday, 06 September, 2013

From Facebook:

Smyg: WHITE TRASH BEAAAAAUTIFUUUL
THERE'S SOMETHING YOOOOUUUU SHOULD KNOW
MY HEART BELONGS TO YOOOOUUUU GIIIIIIRL

OYID: D:
I...I didn't know you felt this way
But, please understand
Look, you're a great guy
You're gonna make a girls so happy some day
It's just...I like you as a friend, you see?
Please don't take this the wrong way
We can still hang out!

Smyg: *Smyg breaks down sobbing*

OYID: Aaand scene
This has been "OYID'S Every Love Experience", by OYID
Starring Smyg for some Unfathomable reason

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Smyg » 10:11:35 Friday, 27 September, 2013

9:20 Smyg There is nothing natural about Yosemite
09:20 Smyg The entire landscape is completely modified by centuries of Native American slash and burn agriculture.
09:20 RinKou You shut your whore mouth

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Smyg » 00:42:17 Thursday, 05 December, 2013

01:38 Cowboybebop But, aside from that, how is everyone?
01:39 Kthulhu Working
01:40 Smyg Drunk
01:40 Smyg err
01:40 Smyg yeah
01:40 Smyg should sleep
01:40 Cowboybebop Smyg, go dream dreams, dreams of anarchists taking over the world in a drunken frenzy. with robots


Yeaaaaaaaaaaah

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Gesar » 00:43:16 Thursday, 05 December, 2013

From the same conversation:

<Smyg> GESAR, I love you more than BgKnight, FYI
Saenwyn: A Song of Ashes: Storyteller

Louisiana 1792: Fils de la Révolution: Monsieur le Commissaire de l'Intérieur Thomas Francois Jérôme Cossard, Mayor of Saint-Louis and editor of L'Ami de la République
Liberty in Dark Waters: Leopold Karl von Stenhielm, Baron af Rödesund, Knight and Commander of the Orders of His Majesty the King, convicted traitor
Balance of Power 1968: Mwalimu Julius Nyerere, President and Baba wa Taifa of the United Republic of Tanzania

Smyg wrote:The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of Gesar coping with being a total fucking a-grade revolutionary thinker


Spoiler:
#DraftGesar

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby BgKnight » 04:21:40 Thursday, 05 December, 2013

Gesar wrote:From the same conversation:

<Smyg> GESAR, I love you more than BgKnight, FYI


WHAT?! Fuck this! I am quitting the forum over this. :<
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Smyg » 09:34:10 Thursday, 05 December, 2013

BgKnight wrote:
Gesar wrote:From the same conversation:

<Smyg> GESAR, I love you more than BgKnight, FYI


WHAT?! Fuck this! I am quitting the forum over this. :<


Yeah well, what can I say. I'm only interested sexually in you, Bg, it's the muscles and the swarthy Bulgar charm. Gesar is my waifu.

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Smyg » 07:39:11 Wednesday, 29 January, 2014

08:30 *** Smyg joined #molotov
#Molotov: http://i.imgur.com/ThTcFzX.jpg | Rest in Pieces: Labine ???-2053 | ROBESPIERRE WAS RIIIIGHT | http://youtu.be/MhA6eLW1JBc
Topic set by Goofy on Fri Jan 24 2014 02:37:51 GMT+0100 (Västeuropa, normaltid)
08:30 Smyg OH AH UP THE 'RA
08:31 Smyg madly shakes a plastic kalashnikov toy at everyone
08:32 Gesar why did we buy Smyg that for his birthday

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Postby Serenissima » 17:13:54 Monday, 10 March, 2014

[17:11] Serenissima BgKnight Snacks Rinkou Smyg!
[17:11] Serenissima ^^
[17:12] |<-- Snacks has left irc.irchighway.net (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)
[17:13] |<-- BgKnight has left irc.irchighway.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[17:13] Serenissima ...cunts. :(
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