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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Aesculus » 04:02:18 Sunday, 23 August, 2015

(13:54:21)<MasterofOblivion>A black guy selling a product illegally
(13:54:26)<MasterofOblivion>This won't work out well for me
(13:54:35)<Aesculus>what type of product
(13:54:47)<MasterofOblivion>fur
(13:55:05)<Huojin>You're wealthy though
(13:55:56)<Aesculus>can we sell illegal drugs instead
(13:56:58)<Aesculus>Do drugs even exist in 1790
(13:57:13)<Huojin>Well there are tobacco plantations
(13:57:37)<Huojin>And we found like coca in Egyptian mummies, right?
(13:58:06)<MasterofOblivion>Weed woudl exist
(13:58:20)<Huojin>Yeah there we go
(13:58:27)<Huojin>And opiates too, probably
(13:58:39)<Huojin>But in the East, not in the Americas
(13:58:47)<Gesar>uh
(13:58:48)<Gesar>laudanum
(13:58:55)<Gesar>commonly imported, man
(13:58:58)<Huojin>yes!
(13:59:01)<MasterofOblivion>Hash would exist in the middle east
(13:59:04)<Huojin>that
(13:59:25)<Gesar>anything entheogenic
(13:59:36)<Huojin>>inb4 everyone develops a laudanum habit
(14:00:14)<Aesculus>hahah
(14:00:15)<MasterofOblivion>Everyone char becomes a drug dealer
(14:00:22)<Gesar>(except for Thomas for reasons amirite Huo)
(14:00:35)<Aesculus>everyone becomes a drug dealer: molotov.txt
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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Langben » 04:23:33 Sunday, 23 August, 2015

[20:33] Huojin Anyone ever think how like
[20:33] Huojin cocky
[20:33] Huojin the American revolutionaries were?
[20:33] Gesar you're so fucking British sometimes dude
[20:34] RinKou Is it hate the colonies month already?
[20:34] Huojin Like, it's a whole hemisphere called the Americas, and right from the off it's like "Yeah, but we're *the* Americans"
[20:34] Huojin And the "Continental" Congress
[20:34] Huojin Like
[20:34] Huojin You guys were the eastern coast.
[20:34] Huojin And not even the whole eastern coast
[20:34] Gesar well the American thing was like
[20:35] Gesar we are states in America
[20:35] Gesar and we are united
[20:35] Gesar it wasn't like
[20:35] Gesar we are the only Americans
[20:36] Huojin True. But somehow it became that, probably in no small part because of the Europeans.
This fucking guy. This is really simple, Huojin.

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Post by Huojin » 13:12:14 Sunday, 23 August, 2015

;D

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Smyg » 15:50:54 Wednesday, 02 September, 2015

17:48 Gesar wait
17:48 Gesar fuck
17:48 Gesar Smyg
17:48 Gesar am I that one like
17:48 Gesar leader of the Friends of the ABC
17:48 Smyg yes.
17:49 Smyg AND I'M JAVERT
17:49 Smyg DO NOT FORGET MY NAME
17:49 Smyg DO NOT FORGET ME
17:49 Smyg TWO-FOUR-SIX-OH-ONE
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Post by Huojin » 17:13:19 Wednesday, 30 September, 2015

[18:03] BgKnight "if you don't come to [a large and famous skanky ass club in Sofia], I am going to do something stupid"

[18:05] Gesar BG don't lie to me
[18:05] Gesar I watch enough Vice to know that all Balkan clubs are large and skanky
[18:05] BgKnight there are enough awesome Balkan clubs in the Capital who are not skanky
[18:05] BgKnight bu this one
[18:06] BgKnight this one is famously nasty doe
[18:06] BgKnight only the human filth goes there

[18:08] Gesar I didn't know you still had Greeks in Sofia
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Post by Master of Oblivion » 06:38:00 Friday, 26 February, 2016

22:34 Huojin I found myself actually rooting for Trump
22:34 Huojin Mostly because I can't stand any of the others
22:34 BgKnight And once again we prove Huojin is white
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Post by Langben » 00:07:35 Friday, 25 March, 2016

[21:21] Goofy Alright, ready for this headline?
[21:22] Goofy http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/m ... nes-032316
[21:22] Goofy "MMA superhero not allowed to help rescue Seattle's 'Man in Tree'"
[21:23] Goofy --"Phoenix Jones brought Newport cigarettes and a sandwich to downtown Seattle where a man remains perched in an 80-foot sequoia tree"
[21:25] Gesar what kind of newports
[21:26] Goofy I never really caught on with Shadowrun, but sometimes man...
[21:27] Goofy https://twitter.com/ThePhoenixJones/sta ... 7754009600
[21:31] Gesar how is Seattle even real
[21:42] Goofy Nobody knows man. I blame the 90s.
[21:45] Gesar it's like
[21:45] Gesar you all had a fairly normal city
[21:45] Gesar then the 90s happen
[21:45] Gesar and Seattle just turned into the tulpa of what we thought it was
[21:46] Goofy It definitely was never normal.
[21:47] Gesar yeah but you had like, Austin levels of normal
[21:47] Gesar it was acceptable
[21:51] Goofy It went from woodsy-Scandinavian sorta port city with Boeing on the side, mainlined whatever crazy shit was going on in the 90s, crashed with the WTO riots and now just sorta hangs in social limbo
[21:52] Gesar either it's just
[21:52] Gesar jumped the fucking shark entirely
[21:52] Gesar or it's about twenty years ahead of the rest of us

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Post by Huojin » 02:41:00 Friday, 25 March, 2016

I blame Nirvana.

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Post by Langben » 05:58:33 Friday, 25 March, 2016

Huojin wrote:I blame Nirvana.
That's a symptom, not a cause.

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Huojin » 12:00:01 Sunday, 10 April, 2016

[01:00] Smyg Huojin eating vegetarian food is extremely easy
[01:00] Smyg almost every place anywhere has options
[01:01] oxide my street vendor doesn't have options
[01:01] oxide she has principles
[01:01] oxide anyway laters
[01:01] |<-- oxide has left irc.irchighway.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[01:01] Huojin what a quote to leave on
[01:01] Huojin flawless
[01:01] Huojin applauds
[01:01] Gesar beautiful, really

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Post by Huojin » 00:25:29 Tuesday, 12 July, 2016

[01:19] Gesar also sorry Huo
[01:20] Gesar but snacks said cheeseburger
[01:20] Gesar and Snacks knows my Americana soul better
[01:20] Huojin Bloody hell Snacks
[01:20] Gesar Snacks wait
[01:20] Gesar would it
[01:20] Gesar be good with dipping sauce
[01:20] Gesar or no
[01:20] Huojin Do you want him to have a heart attack?
[01:20] Snacks garlic butter, Joe
[01:20] Gesar Huojin
[01:20] Huojin He's only allowed to have one non-functional major organ
[01:20] Gesar bacon cheeseburger
[01:20] Gesar is like
[01:20] Gesar the Bruce Springsteen of pizza
[01:20] Huojin Gross and old?
[01:21] Gesar uh classic and I'm going to go to your house and throw your tea into the fucking harbor you limey asshole

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Post by Master of Oblivion » 09:00:57 Wednesday, 20 July, 2016

00:45 *** Cephal joined #molotov
00:46 Cephal Huh.
00:46 Cephal This place still exists.
00:46 Cephal Neat.
Anyone know who this is?
Louisiana: Edmond Lavaeu
Gesar's Game: Hoping We don't leave the magic fantasy land
1990: Israel
Metal Gear: Iran
Aliens!: USSR
New Vegas: Salvador

You either die Fo'Dolo or see yourself live long enough to be the Patton.

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Huojin » 13:27:50 Wednesday, 20 July, 2016

Master of Oblivion wrote:
00:45 *** Cephal joined #molotov
00:46 Cephal Huh.
00:46 Cephal This place still exists.
00:46 Cephal Neat.
Anyone know who this is?
Bloody Cephal, suggested this crappy IRC server and then upped and disappeared like a fart in the wind. ... wonder if he'll come back and play some games :P

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Post by Huojin » 00:24:37 Monday, 15 August, 2016

So I was skimming through the old chat excerpts and I'm doing a throwback to this one from May 21 2013, because it's fucking brilliant.
Smyg wrote:
[Long discussion, settling that in A Song of Ice and Fire, Gesar is Euron Greyjoy and BgKnight is Mace Tyrell.]
23:12 Gesar oh fuck
23:12 Gesar I'm totally invading BG's lands
23:12 Gesar <_<
23:12 Smyg Hahahaha
23:12 Smyg Yes
23:12 GreyWorm >.>
23:13 GreyWorm Wow wow
23:13 Huojin [22:12] Gesar I'm totally invading BG's lands | If you know what I mean
23:13 Gesar HEY IT'S TOO BAD YOU CAN'T USE YOUR ARMY
23:13 *** GreyWorm is now known as BgKnight
23:13 Huojin Sailing up his Mander, if you get my meaning
23:13 Huojin Raiding his Oldtown, if you catch my drift
23:13 Smyg Opening his Shield Islands, if you're reading me
23:13 BgKnight we fucking get it Huo
23:14 Gesar I'm having sex with him, if you can read between the lines.
23:14 Smyg Enjoying his Highgarden
23:14 Huojin [22:13] BgKnight we fucking get it Huo | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc
23:14 Smyg Watching his Old Oak
23:14 Huojin [22:14] Smyg Enjoying his Highgarden | Glorious
23:15 Smyg Caressing his Ocean Road
23:15 Smyg Suckling his Arbor wine
23:15 Smyg (Oh god)
23:15 Huojin ohgodIlol'd
23:16 Huojin Visiting his Bitterbridge.
23:16 Huojin Climbing his Hightower.
23:16 Smyg Studying his Citadel
23:16 Smyg Plowing the Dornish Marches
23:17 Huojin Raiding his Grassy Vale
23:17 Smyg Passing the Redwyne Straits
23:17 Smyg Climbing his Horn Hill
23:17 Smyg (ohmigod)
23:18 BgKnight You have never had sex, haven't you?
23:18 Huojin Traversing his Prince's Pass
23:18 Smyg You've obviously never read romantic fanfiction, BgKnight
23:18 Gesar GUYS WE GET IT
23:19 Smyg 23:18 Huojin Traversing his Prince's Pass | PENETRATING HIS BONEWAY
23:19 Huojin I'MDYING
23:19 Gesar oh fuck
23:19 Gesar I choked a bit
23:19 Gesar that one was good
23:20 Huojin Ohsweetjesus
23:21 Huojin I think we're done. Doesn't get better than that
23:21 Smyg It doesn't, really.

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Re: Chat Excerpts

Post by Smyg » 19:16:19 Monday, 15 August, 2016

*snort*
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