Oh man! Its so on, motherfucks'
Rin "The Shaolin Shadowboxer" Kou vs. "The European Chinaman" Tellos
Man, Tellos was in the navy and shit, like, he was also quite a long time there. On the other hand, RinKou was in collage and shit. But that is about it what I know about Tellos, and Rin made a pretty convincing case. Edge: Yellow Peril
Gesar wrote: "The Right Honourable Lord Smackdown" Huojin vs. C "Saskatchewan's Only 'Heterosexual' Baker" Westfall
Hmm, CWest is too damn smart to be the fighty kind, but I have seen how Huo looks like, even if he had a bloody black belt he is so fucking scrawny so it kind of makes me doubt his abilities. But yet again, CWest is a nerd. Edge: That Damned Tamil
Gesar wrote:"The Slammin' Salmon" Snacks vs. Goofy "That Time Again" McCoy
Man, I like the goofster, but despite him being mysterious and a gif master, we are still discussing people in a fight here and I am more then certain Snacks will be one hell of a beast to take down. Edge: AVE SNACKSAR
Gesar wrote:"El Chupacabra qon Cheddar" OYID vs. Rising "Peron Ain't Dead" Phoenix
I have seen OYID, while I haven't been able to gaze on RP. But, the crazy mexican has a few things going for him, he might be short, but he is strongly build and while he strikes me as slower then RP it also looks like that if he could land a single strike it will all be over. As far as I know, RP is younger as well, so even if he is faster, his punches won't have the same weight as the Mexican. Edge: haha estoy usando el internet
Gesar wrote:BG "The Vulgar Bulgar" Knight vs. "The" Scorpion
Ah, a worthy adversary. Now, as it is honorable I will start with describing what Scorp has more then me. He is higher, which is natural, and even though I have taken down people who are taller then me (basically almost anyone I have fought is taller them me, such is the life of a short person) I will have a hard time with Scorp's size. He also has better reach, I need to get up close in order to punch him, he can strike from a bigger distance.
But, I am not new to this (doubt Scorp is as well), up to when I was 16-17, I was constantly in a fight, if I was not at home I was out somewhere, fighting with someone or just generally doing stupid shit (not proud of it). I have taken a hell of a beating (even got stabbed once) so even while he is able to land a few punches with ease while I close down on him in order to punch him, I can take it. He may have the reach, but I have speed on my side, because if you are short as me, you have to learn how to use it to your advantage.
I have a fiery temper though (that is why I get into fights all the time) and I won't stop hitting 'till I pass out, that can potentially be a problem because Scorp has always stricken me with his calm demeanor and can judge the situation better, while I erupt in a volcano of vulgarities and punches. As for the paintball, I used to go airsofting before (kind of like paintball, but more realistic ((even if Scorp would argue otherwise))) which kind of makes us equal in that regard.
But I have respect for Scorp, he will absolutely be a hard one to take down.
Gesar wrote:"Admiral Up-In-Yo-Bitch" Serenissima vs. "Braveheart Redux" Coinneach
Now, while I don't know Seren's demeanor, his way of acting has always striken me as way more buff, at least not the way a scrawny guy would act. But I know Coinneach, I know his body type and damn do I know how his Scottish mind thinks. The man has certainly gotten into some fights and knows how to hold his own. Edge: the Scottish bastard
Gesar wrote:Smyg"The Nordic Nihilist" Kommunisten vs. Gesar "Does" Dallas
Man, its a hard one. Smyg is tall and scrawny, but he has been in fights, brawls and riots, he knows how to be quick and avoid punches (batons) and damn is he hard to get. Also, he can take a shitton of alcohol and has some bitching tattoos, hopefully that means he can hold some pain.
Man, I love Gesar and he has a tougher body then smyg, he is also calmer then the crazy Norseman. He however, is also a suburban kid, while I don't know enough about the states, it kind of strikes me as not the best place to grow up learning how to fight. But then again, Gesar also has a bigger reach and imagine his punches hurt a lot more then Smyg's.
So it could go ether way.
Gesar wrote:"Taking out a life insurance policy on all you fuckers" Orago vs. "School Fucker/Shit Burner" The Red Comet
While at first when you look at it TRC has a clear edge, he is taller, I think he used to do hockey and shit and he does more physical labor. But when you think about, Orago has seen and done some shit, not to mention that the TRC had a leg problem if I am not mistaken, so the thing would be a massive problem when fighting with the likes of Orago. Edge: Y'all probably need that life insurance
My two cents on all y'all.